GLORY BOY’S BALD XI

GB picks a team of the best hairless wonders to play in the UK (4-4-2):

Fabien Barthez, Spaner-ish World Cup winnerFrank Le Bouf, Typically French, typically Chelsea. Typically a twat.Steve Bould (c), Bould by name, bald by nature.Jaap Stam, “Jaap Stam is a big (bald) Dutch man!”Dion Dublin, No-nonsense hair free striker-cum-centreback-cum-striker-cum-centreback

Gary McAllister, Not much hair and not much flair!Temuri Ketsbaia, Georgian/Geordie slapheadBobby Charlton, Non-Spaner-ish World Cup winner.Attilio Lombardo, So bald he couldn’t be left out, despite TSLR’s views on “the palace prick”
Massimo Maccarone, Great pasta, bit of a rubbish strikerGianluca Vialli, The better half of an all Italian baldy-man attack