TSLR PRESENTS...MAYOR GLENN MURRAY

Wowzers, what another corking game in Wycombe, and what's this? A stellar performance from wantaway striker Glenn Murray. And in his last chance to perform before the transfer window opens. What a bizarre coincidence? And what's that? His last decent game was live on sky at Southampton in full view of prospective suitors. Coincidence indeed. Whatever the following actions from Muzza - his four goal haul this afternoon was phenomenal and, if it happens to be his final appearance, nice one sunshine, about bloody time. If it happens to be the start of a beautiful friendship then we'd like you to play like that every week. And thanks for the late Christmas present - an escape from the rele zone. The picture is, of course, Mayor Glen Murray of Winnipeg, Canada.