OKTOBERFEST

It has been a truly disastrous run down at the Withers. According to our sources down that shitpit on Saturday, we haven't won there in the league since October. According to our other sources, it may be cold at Withdean but it's minus ten at Sellhurst - possibly the most commonly used joke at the ground but a decent one all the same - it's even better if you can tell it to a Palarse fan. But don't despair, we have another chance to put it right next Tuesday night against Huddersfield by which time we'll hopefully have signed a centre back who doesn't give the ball away for fun. The Munich Oktoberfest, incidentally, runs mainly through the month of September - you might need at least a few beers to get through Tuesday night.