THE HAWK

For those wishing to enjoy the hilarious CoHa (Colin Hawkins) masks for the end of what is turning about to be a jolly satisfying season then feel free to use our Hawk template above. It is in celebration of a man who will probably never play for the club again and perhaps has the fastest red card in the club's illustrious red carding history.

For those with nothing better to do, there is a preliminary plan to wear flat caps away at Hartlepool and dress up as magpies for the MK Don'ts match. Although, with magpie costumes severely overpriced, there may well be a glut of penguins on show at Stadium MK - yet a splinter group of TSLRites are threatening to attend in full Albion strip with Hawkins on the back. Whatever the costume, we'll be laughing...