HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CRIMINAL?

Somebody has just sent me through this disturbing picture of the new Palarse player Edgar Davids and I thought I should share it with you. On the basis that Robbie Earle reportedly earned around £250k for 'summarising' the World Cup before 'orange-short-skirt-ticket-gate', then you have to wonder why Davids feels it necessary to use public transport whilst playing for the scummers. There is only one thing for it, could Clarence Seedorf be in need of a classy third division blue and white striped side to call home? He would certainly fit in our multi-cultural squad and, since Kuipers left (and seemingly left his discipline behind), there is certainly space for a Dutchman.